The story of Yo Momma!

In a far far far far far far away land, there lives a lady known as Yo Momma and she isn't buying a stairway to heaven ( in fact she IS the stairway to heaven) She is known for the company of distinguished men that she keeps. According to legends, she travels to lands far and wide (like her) leaving many a satisfied youth in her wake. Her GREATNESS is compared to countries and at times to heavenly celestial bodies.
No one really knows when she was born, she's considered to be older than the Mother Earth. Scientists have found writings encrypted with her mentions in Egyptian and the Hadippa civilizations. She's probably an incarnation of the most awesomest God but that's just of one of the stories.

They say she has a companion called Who's Your Daddy but his charitable organization which works towards imparting 'happy'ness and driving away peoples' loneliness keeps him busy most of the time. This foundation of his works mostly like Make A Wish foundation only difference being that it doesn't do anything for free. The sophisticated gentlemen that it caters to are required to pay a certain amount for the company of the most elegant and 'respected' women in town. Like Gandhi and Mandela before him, even he's seen the insides of a prison cell on more than one occasion, fighting for the rights and 'happy'ness of his fellowmen. He's also an amateur chemist, he works in the R & D department of the lab set up in his backyard. It's called The MY(E)TH lab 'cause of the medications developed here that take you to a mythical world! It's very environment friendly, 'Go Green' being it's motto since it's inception! Most of the medications made by the MYTH lab are herbal and have very few unpleasant side effects. The official promotional song for the establishment is "Lucy in the Sky full of Diamonds'.
Her loyalty towards her companion is of the measure that would put the likes of Sita and Savitri to shame. It's the type unheard of before.
She's been honored in every great work of art,literature and drama like XKCD, The Testimonial Comics, The Big Bang Theory.
All her popular quotes and words of wisdom are documented under the title 'That's what she said'. A lot of people are guilty of plagiarism for using her copyrighted stuff.

And so to everyone out there- Yo Momma!

Opposite of life is not death

Death, as has been said a zillion times before this, is just the end of this journey called life. Hence, it's not the antonym of life. I think the opposite of life is boredom. So, you don't fail your purpose in life if you die but it is an unsuccessful life if it's boring. Life needs to be interesting, it being right or wrong shouldn't be judged here. There is someone waiting at those pearly gates to decide that part. I'd love to have a life as interesting as Shantaram.

Also the opposite of comedy would not be tragedy but pornography because comedy and tragedy both can hold interest and inspire you but i doubt if pornography ever inspired anyone (other than sleaze balls!)

A noble vision

Ayn Rand wrote in Fountainhead- "Whatever their future, at the dawn of their lives, men seek a noble vision of man's nature and of life's potential."

I wonder what happens to us as we grow that we lose the noble vision of another man's nature, we forget our life's potential? Or is it just that we are highly mistaken at the beginning of our lives to think that man and his life are noble?