Does not compute!

Pakistan scores 329 runs in 50 overs.
India scores 330 runs in 47.5 overs.
Mathematically, Pakistani bowlers gave one more run in 13 less balls and took fewer wickets but still India has a worse bowling attack.
How !?!

All you need is LOVE

It's sad but I think that the "Peace of mind" that we all seek, comes when you isolate yourself from everything else, absolutely everything else. So, it basically is a lonely lonely place. It comes from loving yourself unconditionally, making those exceptions for yourself. Loving must a tough thing, loving someone else or oneself because  scientists have managed to locate the 'Rage' center in our brains but still haven't found the 'Love' center. It must be hidden somewhere in one of those sulci, in one of those deep valleys, in that big huge, clutter of neurons we try to pass off as Brain. It must be like the spiritual, intellectual G-spot more gratifying than the other G-spot.
But like The Beatles said- All you need is LOVE :)

Love

Love is wrong. It is evil. It tries to kill you in ways you can't even imagine.
Love, it hates you. It eats at you like a parasite. It gnaws at the very crux of your being.
Love  hurts. It makes your heart ache.
Love, it is unconditional. It is stupid, it doesn't understand any logic. It speaks it's own language.
Love, it is possessive and passionate and sinful.
Love, it is inconvenient. It just fucks up everything.
Love, it is the beginning of your end.


P.S-  It is always a fool's mistake to be alone with someone you shouldn't have loved- Shantaram

A Long Time Ago

Sometimes, I wonder if God will ever forgive us for what we have done to each other...
And I realize that God left this place A Long Time Ago
- Blood diamond.

All alone

How come in a world where there are more than 6 billion people, we still find ourselves lonely!
There are people of all races, religions, heights, tastes and sexual orientation and we still can't find someone of our liking. We find it easier to be with mute, dumb pets than to be with beings of our own species. Is that the reason why we keep looking for Extraterrestrial life forms? Maybe they might help us get over our loneliness.

You'll never know

It's sad how you'll never know about the pool of affection lying out there for you
you let it freeze to ignorance in the bitter cold
and dry out to indifference in the scorching sun

The story of Yo Momma!

In a far far far far far far away land, there lives a lady known as Yo Momma and she isn't buying a stairway to heaven ( in fact she IS the stairway to heaven) She is known for the company of distinguished men that she keeps. According to legends, she travels to lands far and wide (like her) leaving many a satisfied youth in her wake. Her GREATNESS is  compared to countries and at times to heavenly celestial bodies.
No one really knows when she was born, she's considered to be older than the Mother Earth. Scientists have found writings encrypted with her mentions in Egyptian and the Hadippa civilizations. She's probably an incarnation of the most awesomest God but that's just of one of the stories.

They say she has a companion called Who's Your Daddy but his charitable organization which works towards imparting 'happy'ness and driving away peoples' loneliness keeps him busy most of the time.  This foundation of his works mostly like Make A Wish foundation only difference being that it doesn't do anything for free. The sophisticated gentlemen that it caters to are required to pay a certain amount for the company of the most elegant and 'respected' women in town. Like Gandhi and Mandela before him, even he's seen the insides of a prison cell on more than one occasion, fighting for the rights and 'happy'ness of his fellowmen. He's also an amateur chemist, he works in the R & D department of the lab set up in his backyard. It's called The MY(E)TH lab 'cause the medications developed here take you to a mythical world! It's very environment friendly, 'Go Green' being it's motto since it's inception! Most of the medications made by the MYTH lab are herbal and have very few unpleasant side effects. The official promotional song for the establishment is "Lucy in the Sky full of Diamonds'.
Her loyalty towards her companion is of the measure that would put the likes of Sita and Savitri to shame. It's the type unheard of before.
She's been honored in every great work of art,literature and drama like XKCD, The Testimonial Comics, The Big Bang Theory.
All her popular quotes and words of wisdom are documented under the title 'That's what she said'. A lot of people are guilty of plagiarism for using her copyrighted stuff.